Joshua Abelow and his fucking puppy haired people getting posted on my website and shit

His needle point’s are pretty serious, and his QR coding out the mother fucking frying pan!

That new ultra laxative energy drink everyone’s been talking about

An afternoon of erotic-fiction and Corona Extra for Jesus today

His mom had huge ass pepperoni-beater nipples too

I hope the QR Code on this banana I have to interview takes me to a résumé or some sort of work experience

Tony Danza and his Bumper Dumper, on the road again

The Bumper Dumper, securely fits a 5 gallon bucket or fastens a trash bag

My girlfriend said she wanted to spend more time with me - so I set her up in the bathroom

Gramdma’s claymation hobby really popped-off

He didn’t get it right but the answer was 5, it takes 5 cats to make a blanket

The ultimate last supper, Russian bath house style AAAAAAAA ;)

Hitch hiking through Japan was easier than you think…

Stretch Armstrong over here thinks he can grab at moms shrimp :/

For him, the best part about making this catapult was drinking the chocolate milk to make the bucket. Then, launching payloads of vegtables into space